Seymore Butts (Adam Glasser)
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His given name is Adam Glasser, but most in the porn world
know him as “Seymore Butts”, one of the most popular
directors of gonzo material currently working in the industry. In the
last year or so, Adam has managed to attract a whole new legion of fans
thanks to his Showtime series, Family Business. Not only is he innovative, charming but a very close friend to Han Sum. |
Cindy Sandoval
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Cindy Sandoval was Han Sum’s first serious
girlfriend, and they dated for several years. Their families lived only
5 blocks apart from each other in Las Vegas for almost two decades.
Cindy has worked as a customer service rep for a major discount chain
since 2001. She’s been an active member of her local Methodist
church since her parents became members in 1982. When asked about her
relationship with Han, she answered that she, “will never forget
him. When God causes two people to fall in love, it’s something
you can’t forget.” |
Mr. Clean Shaven
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Clean Shaven, born Rudolph Epstien, is the adult
industry’s most successful Zen Buddhist. He has been a practicing
Buddhist since 1989, two years before he first made an appearance on
the porn radar screen. This charismatic, award winning, veteran adult
entertainer can be proud not only of being the most consistent earning
male porn star over the course of his career, but also boasts a
perfect, though delicate, inner peace. His newest movie, "Head", was
released in February 2006, and is currently in adult movie theatres
across the country. |
Mari Possa
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For 3 years this 5' 2"
Latina with beautiful long light brown hair and 'green' eyes learned
the ins and outs...ups and downs of the adult industry as a personal assistant. This
little butterfly decided to spread her wings and explore the other
side of the camera to see what it's like to make a living having nasty
and fun sex! She recently starred as Kennon Chitsu (The Dream Killer)
in Han Sum's Measuring Up: The Erotic Way of the Samurai and till this
day feels empty and ripped off since the day he left. |
Steve V Rangel
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Steven Victor Rangal had been a scout of adult talent for
almost ten years. He has brought us such memorable stars as Tisa
Backdoor, Lilly Alley, and Peter Force. He’s also the mastermind
behind the popular Outdoor Sluts series. He’s most know, however,
for discovering the indomitable, groundbreaking star, Han Sum. Steve V,
as he’s known, is currently branching out his business interests
to include toy manufacturing, restaurateur, and pioneering new forms of
adult theatre. |
Mrs. Lan Smith
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For several years, Lan Smith worked as a fitness instructor and nutritionist with Balley. She decided to move her life in a more achademic direction when, in her words, "I was expected to treat people better than I really felt they deverved. That never seemed fair or right to me. I felt it was throwing society completely out of wack." Upon going back to school, Lan met her husband, John, at Cornell University where they were both students . The couple moved to Los Angeles in 2000 so that, as John put it, “Lan could be closer to her causes.” “There’s just so much chaos and trouble in Los Angeles. I feel like I’m needed here, ” she says. "Since I live in Los Angeles, people ask me all the time who my favorite actor is. I don't have one," Lan continues, "But my least favorite actor is definately Michael J. Fox." The couple has no children, pets or noticeable house plants. |
Dr. Margaux Fletcher
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“I am not a sex therapist,” Dr. Margaux Fletcher clarifies, “Sex therapists focus on the mind. Last time I checked, people had sex with their whole bodies. Think of me as a personal trainer. I give intercourse lessons. That’s why I’m a sex coach, not a therapist.” The doctor’s hands-on approach to sexual training is not unusual in pornography, though her formalization of the process is revolutionary. Though several of her personal assistants have been able to branch off and begin their own successful coaching businesses, Dr. Margaux has remained the industry’s most sought after coach by far. “Her methods can’t be duplicated. I don’t know how she made me better, she just did it. I’m a new man,” states ?, one of her most notable former students. |
Desiree McKinney
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Conversations with Desiree McKenny, a Haleyville, Alabama native,
reveal that she was, perhaps, more pragmatic than most young, would-be
starlets who arrive in Hollywood. In her own words, she and her
childhood friend, Southern Comfort, came to Los Angeles with the
understanding that they would, “do whatever it took to make our new
life in California work. We both knew that porn would probably be part
of that. It was cool.” She is currently working to transition from
pornography into the mainstream, entertainment industry, but would not
elaborate. “You’ll know what I’m doing when you see me doing it. You’ll
see me very soon, though. Promise.” |
America
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America (no last name) graduated with her bachelors degree in behavioral
psychology from Hawaii State University. She’s been a huge animal
enthusiast since she was young. At the age of 6, she began helping her
grandfather with the family business, raising and training champion
German shepherds. She’s been working as an animal trainer ever since.
She’s trained and diagnosed animal issues in not only dogs, but also
cats, birds, reptiles, horses, and dolphins. While responding to a call
on a distressed monkey at a Sherman Oaks mansion, she was talent
scouted by a pornography producer, and has been pursuing both careers
ever since. |
Curtis Gerrish
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Originally the owner of a, “really classy Italian restaurant with
fantastic pizza,” in New York City, Curtis Gerrish moved to Las Vegas
to take over the family strip club when an elderly female relative
passes on. As the sole owner of The All Male Nude Ranch, Mr. Gerrish
has worked tirelessly to build and enhance the business of male
stripping, including paid professional enrichment programs for his
employees. Known by colleagues as a charismatic, ethical man, Curtis
Gerrish has been recognized by the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce for
outstanding contributions to business and the city in general. He is
currently expanding his business interests by buying out struggling
strip joints all over the city and revitalizing them with his strong
yet sensitive management style. |
Candi Apple
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Candi Apple, Assistant Porn Coach, was born Candace Sue Applegate,
child of alcoholic parents. Despite their illness, Candace was given a
happy, uplifting childhood and suffers no shame over her parents’
affliction. “It never affected me. There was nothing but love at out
house,” she says. In 2002, she left her successful, rewarding career as
an administrative assistant to reach for the stars as an assistant
coach to the infamous Dr. Margaux Fletcher. When asked if she enjoys
her duties as the “hands-on” sexual trainer on Dr. Margaux’s staff, she
replied, “I’m really more of a training dummy than a trainer. Dr.
Margaux has the expertise and the brilliance. I’m just thrilled every
day to be a part of the process.” |
Chewie Sum
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Even some of Han Sum’s biggest fans didn’t know Han had a younger
brother named Chewie. Upon finding out, the reaction is the same for
most. “Han Sum has a brother! Where?” After seeing a picture, the
sentiment is markedly different. “Oh,” most say, “It’s that guy. I
didn’t know that was Han Sum’s brother. Weird.” See, any big fan knows
Chewie on sight as that guy that’s nothing like Han Sum who’s playing
Goritzuki: the Erotic Samurai in the Measuring Up theatrical
presentation, but almost no one knows that the two are actually half
brothers of the same father. Other than the Measuring Up play, Chewie
Sum has no known acting or work experience. |
Jake Boughnect
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Ex-cop and veteran private investigator, lsdlkj lkdjflskjd, has worked
tirelessly to make sure that his clients get answers to all their most
pressing questions. “People come to me cause they need to live their
lives, and another person is interfering with that. I give them what
they need to get done what they got to do.” A man of few words, he had
little information to offer on what types of cases he takes or the
methods he uses. His success, cases, and background are stashed among
all his best kept P.I. secrets. |
Bubby Johnson
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One only has to see a picture to know why Bubby, Han Sum’s best friend
from high school, got his nick name. From head to toe, he is pure
bubby, no question about it. Don’t bother asking this powerful, sweet,
young man his real name, though. “I don’t really remember. Maybe it’s
the partying. Maybe it’s because it sucked, but I haven’t been called
by that name since grade school. I just remember that my mom named me
after my grandpa. Or maybe she let Grandpa name me. I don’t really
remember.” Bubby now lives with his wise-cracking but gorgeous
girlfriend in a small, upstairs apartment in Alhambra, CA. He still
sends Birthday and Christmas cards to Han’s old address in Las Vegas,
“so Han can have them forwarded as soon as he has a new address.” |
Dawan Roush
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No one really knows Dawan Roush, except as a devoted #1 fan.
Her
personal collection of superstar memorabilia shows her posing on
multiple occasions with stars like Usher, Snoop Dogg, Maya, Timberland,
and an entire album of porn stars. “I appreciate people’s
talent,” she says. “I might appreciate a lot of people, I
might have
said I wanted to marry Snoop once upon a time, but I was young, you
know. I’m a mature woman now, and I know what I want. I want Han
Sum.
There is no one else.” The Official Han Sum Fan Club, of which
she is
founder and president, takes up most of her time now. “I’ve
got to keep
the website up and looking classy at all times, just in case Han wants
to look at it in the middle of the night.” |
the Dynamic Duo
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When the Dynamic Duo first appeared on the male stripping scene,
Chippendale was the only name in the bachelorette party market.
However, very quickly this set of twins, with their fluid style and
uncanny ability to cooperate on stage, captured the eager eyes of
today’s powerful, discriminating, young brides-to-be, catapulting the
All-Male Nude Ranch to the top of the list of must-do girls-night-out
locations in Vegas. As they’re fond of saying, “We’re seven minutes
apart, but we’re a whole lot closer on stage.” The Duo keeps dancing,
and the ladies keep eating up every second. Hats off, Dynamic Duo! |
David Tan
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Most of the major college protests of the last 10 years have one think
in common. That is David Tan. Protesting had nearly gone out of style
when he began started attending college. “I was raised on stories of
protests from my family. They told me about all the social good they’d
accomplished by protesting,” he says. Even when he was still in high
school, he wrote inflammatory letters to the leadership of
organizations around the country. Always good as starting protests,
David has never been good at keeping them. “Someone better comes along
and all the people follow him. That’s why I’ve started protests for
causes that no one can steal from me.” |
Maria Theresa Ferrer
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Maria Theresa Ferrer has been a huge porn fan ever since she found her
daddy’s stash at a tender, young age. Like most young ladies who enjoy
the occasional porn, her favorite adult performer was Mr. Clean Shaven
until Han Sum’s arrival as a shining star on the porn horizon in 2004.
Though her sexual experiences are limited, in her own words, “You can
be ravaged over and over in your imagination and, when it’s over, all
the barbarians disappear and I am completely satisfied. Completely
satisfied.” |
Gary Berger
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Gary Berger is a man of the world. He has lived in six different
countries and manages to make a financial splash wherever the market
winds blow him. His investments include yachts, race horses, the music
industry, real estate, restaurants, and the adult industry. He also has
a very refined appreciation for Asian culture, and he currently holds
black belts in both Penjat Silat and Kali/Arnis/Escrima. |
Big Caddy Daddy
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The feud between Big Caddy Daddy and the Bang Bus gang will no doubt go down in the annals of porn history as one of the most bitter battles over freedom and protection of ideas. Neither party bothered to register the idea of “reality” car fucking, and the concept has been deemed to general by the courts to warrant a judgment, so the fight over who was the pioneer the style remains in hot debate. “Those stupid high school fuckers don’t know what they’re talking about. All the drinking they did probably erased their memories.” Jon Caddy is also a Larry the Cableguy enthusiast and volunteer firefighter because he enjoys “all them sexy, strong, ladies at the fire house.” |
Arti Kondal
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Despite her scant 21 years on this earth, Arti Kondal, desert guide and
spiritual healer, has been a subject of scientific curiosity since her
bizarre and erratic test results in grade school. She has been tested
and examined by radiologists, physicians, geologists, wilderness
survival experts, psychologists, gemologists, animal behaviorists,
psychics, religious leaders and historians. In summary, these
professionals tend to find that: 1. She knows more than her experience
would dictate she should. 2. Her body emits abnormal energy. 3. Though
many have tried to confuse, blindfold, or tamper with her sense of
direction, she is never lost. Especially not in deserts. 4. People feel
better when they are around her. 5. Sick people, animals, and children
respond as if they know her, and she to them. 6. She is exceptionally
happy, healthy, and well-adjusted. 7. She creeps her parents out. |
Rachel Buckingham
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Professional stage hand since 1999, Rachael Kath has worked on the sets
of major Broadway musicals as well as independent theatrical
productions. She is known for her calm, patience, and focus even in the
most hectic, stressful times. Her understanding of timing and ability
to quickly memorize cues, scripts, and blocking has earned her
recognition industry wide from directors, producers, and actors alike.
Tireless dedication and boundless energy were her calling cards until
she retired suddenly in early 2006. |
Little Dick
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Richard Little is an Ivy League history professor and aspiring porn
filmmaker. He claims to have written a novel, “The Adventures of the
Erotic Samurai,” in 1994, though didn’t submit the manuscript for
publishing until late summer 2004 after a trip to Las Vegas. The
professor admits having visited the Nude Ranch during his May, 2004
visit to Vegas for a just-the-boys get away with several other
professionals, but denies he ever met Han Sum. Despite threatened
lawsuits from Steve V Rangnal’s production company V Power, Richard
Little continues to film and star in, “The Adventures of the Erotic
Samurai,” the porn. Unless a court issues a cease and desist order,
Richard Little (a.k.a. Little Dick) is planning to release the movie in
the late fall of 2006. |
Kia
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“Kia. I have only one name. I need only one name. It is Kia. I am
he.” An undeniable presence of male sass gives Kia, one of the worlds
top Persian supermodels, an obvious advantage when he enters any room.
If that wasn’t enough, his flamboyant style and attention to detail
make it hard to take your eyes off of him. “And I am not done,” he
says. According to his publicist, Kia’s music career is taking off at
record speed in India and soon the world.
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Professor Olivia Petra
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Groundbreaking professor and renowned author, Olivia Petra,
has changed the landscape of traditional sex theory. Her simple
assertions and common sense questions have effected major changes in
the field of sexuality in general and women’s sexuality in
particular. She combines her, “take responsibility for your
sex” attitude with scientific and historical data to provide a
startling picture of modern sex as an outgrowth of all modern action
and, as such, thoroughly bogged down by laziness and frustration.
“We are not controlled by the stereotypes and misinformation our
mothers and grandmothers suffered. Still, we don’t eat right, we
don’t sleep right, we don’t exercise or care for ourselves
sexually. We have no excuse except our laziness for dissatisfaction in
any area of life.”
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Ronald Comfort
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Ronald Comfort is a man of many problems. Though a good many
of these problems he’ll tell you about himself, it’s even
more enlightening to ask the townsfolk of lsdjfls, AB about all the
troubles Ol’ Ron has faced. “Well,” one neighbor
comments, “Ron never has had the best of luck with sheds. No
sooner does he rebuild than the darn thing burns down again.”
Another townsperson noted that, “Like most of us ’round
here, we enjoy our own kind. But Ol’ Ron had the misfortune to be
blessed with a daughter what got no respect for hearth, home, or
herself. She ran around with all manner of strange types since she was
able to run.” When asked if the rumor of Ron’s alcoholism
had any validity, the response was the same from all. “Who around
her don’t, I’d like to know?”
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Layla Estep
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Twenty-two year old mother of three, Layla Estep, takes
collecting memorabilia to a startling new level. Of her three children,
two, she claims, were fathered by famous porn stars and one by actor
Gary Coleman. Though no DNA tests were ever taken to validate her
claims, she is happy to show videotapes she has made of each alleged
conception. These grainy, black and white, sex tapes, which she refuses
to sell or give to the media for verification, show her apparently
having relations with men resembling each of the men she claims
fathered her children. She states that her youngest, who is clearly of
mixed Asian background, was fathered by porn prodigy, Han Sum.
Supported by her very wealthy father, lksdjf doesn’t need to seek
child support from the children’s fathers, so at this time no
court has been able to require her to validate her claims.
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Jessie Elizabeth
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A junior at Our Lady of Tears Catholic High School for
girls, laksjdf aldjf has dreamed of becoming a Las Vegas stripper ever
since she learned that her idol, Han Sum, got his start in stripping.
When asked how an under aged girl could legally become a fan of a porn
star, she replied, “I never said I saw the movie. I’m too
young for that. But even if I didn’t, like, pay some college guy
to rent if for me, I could still be a fan. There are lots of articles
about Han Sum. He’s done interviews. I’ve seen all those.
And I have tons of pictures of him. The sisters just make me cut out
the dirty spot, and that‘s fine.”
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Christine Moore
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Christine Moore, daughter of Aileen Moore is a sweet,
charming girl with an almost overdeveloped sensitivity to others. She
seems determined to prove that she is not her mother’s daughter,
exuding patience, common sense, and responsibility. Christine loves
reading, math, and gardening, and says very little about the
difficulties she’s personally faced growing up with a delusional,
demanding mother. Her courage and perky spirit in the face of trial is
an inspiration. |
Aileen Moore
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Aileen Moore was born Ilene Addelpate in the very small town
of Bowling Green, Kentucky. At the age of 17 ½, she met and
married Paul Moore, a door-to-door salesman working his way through
college. Not long after Ilene became pregnant with her only daughter,
she began to have lapses in reality and seizures. Misdiagnosis by
mental health professionals at the time, and subsequent detrimental
treatments, have caused the original nature of Mrs. Moore’s
illness to be lost in the sands of time. Her current healthcare
professionals note that currently she is happiest when maintained on
moderate doses of her medication and no attempt is made by staff,
visitors, or other patients to discuss reality in any form.
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Laura Lee
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Laura Lee was a very musical child. She placed first three
years in a row at her county fair’s Little Miss Yodel contest,
and can play the guitar, flute, and banjo. She formed her latest band,
Coming Innocent, shortly after she first saw Han Sum’s movie,
Measuring Up. Since then, she has won numerous song writing awards for
the country/pop songs and ballads she’s written for Han. When
she’s not playing with her band, she’s a favorite with
local horse people, for whom she does caretaking, riding, training, and
grooming of their horses.
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Coming Innocent
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Coming Innocent, Laura Lee’s most successful band, is
made up of four members, including Laura Lee herself. First to join her
band was her soft-spoken, lead guitarist, Gregg, a sensitive young man
with puppy dog eyes and a haunting voice full of emotion. Next, Laura
Lee enlisted the drummer, Reggie. Both street-smart and chock full of
old fashioned wisdom from his grandmother, Reggie is a confident,
relaxed guy who takes life in stride. Z, the final person to join the
band, is the bassist and second backup singer. He isn’t afraid to
share his thoughts, but can be a bit hard and insensitive in the group.
A constant prankster, Z likes pushing others outside their comfort
zone. Together, Coming Innocent has received critical acclaim for their
first CD, Little Lost Dream, and has several performances already
scheduled for this year.
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Rose Marie Hughes
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Rose Marie Hughes is a long time modeling agent and former
model. She started modeling with the Ford Agency when she was just
twelve years old, and has been in the business ever since. Today, she
uses her insider perspective to give both her talent and her clients
and edge in the industry. Though she has often been criticized for
predicting contradictory, fanciful, or impossible trend shifts, her
predictions very often come true to some extent. Whether this is
because she has an uncanny ability to predict public preference or
because she, herself, is able to enact many of the changes she predicts
due to her power and position, is often debated. For models and
advertisers nation over, her ability to consistently produce effective,
quality partnerships is all that matters.
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Joanne Duschane
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Growing up in the wilds of Montana, Joanna Duschane became an
all around renaissance woman. Her paintings, poetry, photography, and
travel books and articles earned her enough money to buy a horse ranch
and retire at a young age. Finding a new calling in training horse and
writing children’s books, Joanna has plenty of time to be
involved in local affairs. She is an active member of Citizens for a
Better Flathead, and she is also an honorary member of the Assiniboine
tribe in Wolf Point, MT. Though she is far from her adopted tribe, she
still enjoys being a part of tribal life and politics with the local
tribes of her area. |
Deborah Comfort
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Deborah Comfort is a typical, Ohio, girl next door. The only
time you’ll catch her in anything other than her standard uniform
of tight jeans and an oversized Buckeyes sweatshirt in when she gets
dressed up to party on the weekend. She loves sports of all kinds,
especially when she can watch the game while sitting on some
person’s lap. Whose lap barely seems to matter. Like most girls
her age, Deborah is only kind of serious about school, but very serious
about having fun and experiencing all sorts of new things. Also like
most girls her age, Deborah Comfort had nothing original or interesting
to say.
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Pastor Phil Abernathy
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Pastor
Phil Abernathy, his wife Pam, and their six children live in a
beautiful home in Chicago, Illinois. How exactly the Abernathy’s came
to be family friends with the Comforts is a bit of a mystery. Phil and
Pam did live in Alabama for a short time right after Phil completed
seminary. The prevailing theory on the odd-couple friendship is that
the Abernathys originally saw the Comforts as a mission opportunity or
charity case, although they would never say so. Whatever the reason,
the friendship between the Abernathy’s oldest daugher, kdfalkj, and
Southern Comfort was by all accounts, not a matter of charity, but a
pure, true expression of young friendship and loyalty. The two young
girls were heartbroken when Pastor Phil’s calling to work with inner
city youth caused him to be relocated to Chicago.
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Southern Comfort
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Much like a fairy tale, little is known about the beautiful, enigmatic
leading lady of the bizarre Han Sum story. Southern Comfort was born
and raised in Haleyville, AB, that much is known for sure. Further than
that, stories conflict and speculation abounds. It is known that she
came to Los Angeles, CA with a childhood friend, Desiree McKenney to
pursue an acting career, though whether this was ever a serious goal is
in question. She worked in pornography, making several erotic films
before her disappearance in 2005. Interviews with friends and family
have lead officials to believe that her disappearance is voluntary, and
they have called off the search. Some describe the lovely, 19 year old
they remember as funny and outgoing, others as withdrawn, professional,
or temperamental. It’s often hard to believe the various people
interviewed are talking about the same young woman. She is currently
believed to have custody of a daughter by Han Sum, although no one can
find her to conclusively verify the claim. |